Decided I wanted to help out some newbies, so make me laugh and you'll earn a bitcent. I don't laugh easily, though, so it's going to be hard, and you most likely won't succeed. I'll try and go easy on you, so if I think it's funny enough, but if I still don't laugh, I might send you a bitcent anyway.

EDIT: I stopped sending bitcents for laughs a long time ago, and forgot to update the op. However, I'm keeping the thread open for when other people have some change and need a laugh.