are you fucking high or this account is hacked?
Are you serious? The thread screams sarcasm/irony and you think it is meant seriously?
Now I know why aliens have not visited us yet.

Well somebody gets it.
Humor/sarcasm/sardonicism do not translate well on the internet even if everyone is speaking the same language. On bitcointalk? Yeah, it sails over the malformed head of 88% of the populace if not more.
And if you have to explain the joke...