On the advice of legal counsel, we have added a "Terms of Service" and "Privacy Policy" to our official website. We hope it keeps with the spirit of what we are going for here.
https://deeznuts.in/blackandwhite
Sales of DeezNuts from the Smart Contract continue at a steady pace (of next to nothing), with one user today purchasing an awesome quantity of 2 DEEZ for a whopping 0.000002 ETH (that's about $0.0015 USD at today's USD-ETH market value). We hope DeezNuts will serve as an adequate replacement for that which was clearly taken by your girlfriend/wife/spouse/mother. We are truly grateful for your contribution and hope your purchase didn't break the bank... or anything else that may be held in a purse somewhere
In other news, Bank of America formally denied our request to open a business checking account today, citing a policy prohibiting any new business accounts involved with "cyptocurrency". We explained to the representative that we really just wanted to be able to use #BofA #DeezNuts on social media, but the bank did not budge. There is so much FUD surrounding crypto in the banking world that we couldn't even give them money to hold our totally-legit-gotten gains.
https://deeznuts.in/blackandwhite
Sales of DeezNuts from the Smart Contract continue at a steady pace (of next to nothing), with one user today purchasing an awesome quantity of 2 DEEZ for a whopping 0.000002 ETH (that's about $0.0015 USD at today's USD-ETH market value). We hope DeezNuts will serve as an adequate replacement for that which was clearly taken by your girlfriend/wife/spouse/mother. We are truly grateful for your contribution and hope your purchase didn't break the bank... or anything else that may be held in a purse somewhere
In other news, Bank of America formally denied our request to open a business checking account today, citing a policy prohibiting any new business accounts involved with "cyptocurrency". We explained to the representative that we really just wanted to be able to use #BofA #DeezNuts on social media, but the bank did not budge. There is so much FUD surrounding crypto in the banking world that we couldn't even give them money to hold our totally-legit-gotten gains.