- People are the friendliest in the world.
- We have a well defined summer and snow play period.
- Land is cheap and plentiful.
- Legal age of consent is 16 (used to be 14!!).
- We are well respected in world politics.
- Our water is as clean as bottled water - (fact! we buy it for convenience, not cleanliness).
- Santa Claus and trick or treating are Canadian.
- Canada has the highest percentage of college grads (51%).
- Alberta (where I live) is RAT FREE!  We have an actual patrol.
- Hudson's Bay has the lowest gravity of any place on the planet.