I’m as yet unborn; so I guess that makes you the bum gang elder.

P.S., asapjoshyy, thanks for the retaliatory neg.  My Internet newbie guide tells me that the proper term is “LOL”.

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You still have the opportunity to get younger in the future.  Simply start leaving negative trust for sleaze-dripping imbeciles.  See how it works:  actmyname and I are each getting younger with every passing moment.