I disagree. I love pens. Look at this one:
The Lighthouse of Alexandria
by Pelikan
You know today is gonna be exciting. When The Wall starts talking about pens.
I'm excited.
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Are they available at penisland.com ?

(actual website that sold pens, aka "Pen Island")
No, that site redirects to a malicious site. Anyway, the pen above is one of a limited edition run of 440. It would be difficult to find and purchase.
I'm so disappointed. sirazimuth claimed penisland.com was an actual website that sold pens, but a snapshot from 2001 shows it was a porno website called penis land, not a respectable pen selling website called pen island.