Haha very funny, I don't know how to increase faucet satoshis to couple thousand but I know how to turn thousand into 300 satoshis, are you interested?
Man seriously I was starting to believe and thinking that you are about to say that you know "how to turn thousands into hundred thousands" you made me laugh mate. 
There are faucet claimers before from well known dice sites like PD that are only gambling there for the faucet claims but as the price of bitcoin starts to increase they are also adjusting. I haven't been into it since then and I have no idea on how is it going with their faucet claims.