I disagree. I love pens. Look at this one:
The Lighthouse of Alexandria
by Pelikan
You know today is gonna be exciting. When The Wall starts talking about pens.
I'm excited.
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Are they available at penisland.com ?

(actual website that sold pens, aka "Pen Island")
No, that site redirects to a malicious site. Anyway, the pen above is one of a limited edition run of 440. It would be difficult to find and purchase.
Oh really?
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Pelikan-Limited-Edition-The-Lighthouse-of-Alexandria-Fountain-Pen-/232316991711They sound shit anyway. For $4,950 I would expect a pen that works.
http://www.fountainpennetwork.com/forum/topic/148046-im-less-than-impressed-with-my-pelikan-alexandria/I recently purchased a Pelikan Alexandria. It's my first Pelikan. I've got about 20 Parker fountain pens along with some Mont Blanc pens and some Cross fountain pens. Anyway, the Alexandria is also my first bottled ink pen. Heretofore, I've used ink cartridges in my pens. The Alexandria has not impressed me so far. Even though I purchased a fine replacement nib from Pelikan for it, it puts entirely too much ink on the paper even though I use a light touch when writing. In addition, I have to shake it to get the ink flow started every time I use it. In addition, I can't seem to get the pen to draw any ink into the chamber. I've been filling it myself with an eye dropper by removing the nib.