Also Theymos isn't the only one with the ban hammer.
Not true at all! If you look at John K's profile he when from a global mod to Administrator
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=31288 which would mean he can ban people as well! Since Theymos has the same position!
Don't Spread lies mod to cover up for other people/your boss!
...okay, even I have to say WAT right here.