Comparisons:
(ASICminer USB STICKS) 115,000 / 333 = 345 USB sticks * 0.4 BTC each = *drum roll* 138 BTC for equivalent hash rate.
(ASICminer Blades) 115,000 / 11000 (avg) = 10.45 blades * 12.5 BTC = 130 BTC
(BFL Singles 60 GH x 2) 55GH (they average 55; I have two) = 90-100 BTC total
(BFL Jalapenos) 110,000 / 5000 = 22 jalapenos = 220 BTC
Besides the ASIC block erupters your math is completely off due to your pricing per machine...
1. ASIC blades are currently 10.5 BTC brand new
2. BFL Singles are 35 BTC used (and very tough to sell at that price)
3. Jalapenos are closer to 5-6 BTC, and there are many people trying to sell their jalapeno at 6 BTC with no luck.
I'm actually really surprised you tried to pass off a jalapeno for 10 BTC each.
Anyways, I offer $2,500 USD cash and local pickup in southern callifornia.