I doubt a shill account is going to put money where their mouth is. We do know one *person* who likes to use alts for this very purpose.

You are not new here. You are very clearly advertising the fact that you are a tor user, that you value privacy and that you are new here. I understand that you are not trading around here, however someone advertising they are new is usually a pretty good indication they are not, and that they are up to no good. As someone who is paying attention, it is very clear that you are not new here beyond the above. Perhaps you are unable to access your previous account(s) because you have forgotten your password.

Being new here, I have just finished my first extra-large bucket of popcorn and now I am left scratching my head as to whether Lauda is unemployed, has a severe pill addiction and is in dire financial straits, because he has neither denied nor confirmed these rumours. One might wonder - is Lauda's lifeline dependent on Bitcointalk and, most importantly, theymos' pity? Is he fit to practice his duties being on the Default Trust again, or his questionable mental faculties will cloud his fickle judgment till he is booted from the Big Boys' list once more? The stakes are high, the suspense is astonishingly palpable. People's incomes are on the line. I am reaching for another extra-large bucket of popcorn. Obviously, I don't need to add any salt at all given the saltiness in this wonderful thread. My finger is ready to press the Refresh button, my imagination running wild with what could be hiding just around the corner on the next page of 'Conversation Street' à la Bitcointalk Edition. I pull out my unabridged Oxford Dictionary of English from the nightstand, ready to find the most obscure words that ever existed in order to defend myself against the full-blown and dreadful assault of the slobbery,neckbeard-wearing, fedora hat-tipping, micro-penis-endowed human waste that frequents the Meta and Reputation forums. I dust off the huge book and run my finger affectionately over the content of its immense power. I don my crusader armor and prepare for the battle that will shape the history of the Bitcointalk forum.

Being new here, I wonder why individuals like this fine human being are making shitposting remarks towards other forum members of the respected Bitcointalk community all the while wearing paid signatures and contributing nothing of essence aside from using 4 different disparaging synonyms for the word 'foreigner'. Severe episode of Narcissistic personality disorder.

Being new here, I came across this amazing drone footage of the mansion belonging to the venerable member of our community - OgNasty. It is quite impressive indeed. It has been called a 'shack' multiple times already by anonymous individuals with dubious intentions and bad mannerisms.

Now, I kindly challenge the 'illustrious' members included in this list to record and show their fellow forumites their own 'shacks' so we could have a little 'Bitcointalk shack contest'. It's only fair if we could see for ourselves where they live. For all we know, they could be living under a bridge or sleeping on a bench in the park. So, without further ado, I present to you the first Bitcointalk shack pissing contest!

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