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I am jealous of Lauda
by
nullius
on 16/02/2018, 19:33:21 UTC
I am jealous of Lauda.  What is Lauda doing right, which I am not?

I’m smart.  I’m sexy.  I’m dangerous.  People value my forum contributions.

I did earn my own dedicated troll sock in this very thread.  In the forum at large, I even get the occasional threat PM from idiots who apparently wish to not post here anymore:


And yet, I neither get Iago-hate megathreads aimed at me, nor win serious enmity from two-bit semiliterate swindlers who delude themselves that this makes them look tough instead of ridiculous:



Being new here, perhaps I may be expecting too much of myself.  Yet I still feel that I am underachieving.

Lauda, you are one of the most trusted users on this forum.  I myself would trust you with my life’s savings.  I will also trust your sage advice.

I’ve always believed that character can be judged by the enemies one makes as well as by the company one keeps.  The hate directed against you, Lauda, is positive proof of your efficiency in crushing scammers, liars, and other criminal scum such as any healthy society must excrete as its waste products.  How can I do more like you?  What more can I do to help society by beating the Quicksellers of the world until they devote the whole of their pitiful existences to mouth-frothing, obsessive hatred of me?

Please advise.  Help me, Lauda.  I am beginning to lose confidence in myself.