Someone (one of those anti-Lauda crusaders, complete accident I'm sure /sssss) in another thread told me that I'm getting paid for my signature. None of the things in my sig make any sense as ads. Nullius was just dialing that nonsense up to 11 and I'm five-nines-confident that he was indeed being sarcastic.

Of course it may turn out that nullius is actually an alt of Quickseller and we'll all look rather silly then, but that's a worry for another day.