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Ciphersex 101 [NSFW]
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nullius
on 17/02/2018, 08:04:14 UTC
⭐ Merited by FlightyPouch (2) ,Joel_Jantsen (2) ,alia (1) ,actmyname (1) ,o_e_l_e_o (1)
[Note:  One of my motives which led to my unlucky assocation with Alia was my desire for someone to work with for an erotic Bitcoin art project.  For now, I will leave my intentions a mystery; but girls who have really gone Bitcoin should feel free to contact me if curious.  Moreover, I will revive and continue this thread if/when I have suitable other(s) with whom to make cryptolove.  For I believe in the virtue of Ciphersex, q.v. — nullius, 2018-03-08]



I’m here with the lovely Alia.  In case you don’t yet know who she is, Alia is the saucy lass who posted this two days after signing up for the forum:

I think I'm an outlier. If I have 100 merit in 30 days, I'll eat all my words and post a vid of me masturbating to a merit infographic

Whereupon I wrote her an open letter.  We hit it off.

Alia is enthusiastic about cryptography, a subject about which I myself am passionate in every sense:  I am thrilled by the touch of numbers, the look of elliptic curves, the scent of algorithms in rut, the sound of exponential moaning, and most of all, the taste of Alia’s own private cipher.  I offered to educate her:

Of course, I’d be happy to help you increase your technical knowledge.  I’ve spent plenty of my time doing that for people who are far less—charming.  When you see what secp256k1 looks like, you’ll understand my remark about your elliptic curves:


(N.b., that’s the same equation over the real numbers, and not over a finite field as the crypto actually works. https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Secp256k1  Nevertheless, it’s fun.)

What is your knowledge level of cryptography concepts?  E.g., could you explain in basic (non-mathematical) terms how the ciphersuites in PGP, TLS, etc. fit together?  Symmetric cipher, asymmetric cipher, hash function, etc.  Also, concepts such as the distinctions between integrity, confidentiality, and authentication.

I can teach you all these things, and much more.  I am looking for the starting point.

Now, how better do you learn?  In my lap, or on your knees with your head betwixt my legs?  I should mention, “in my lap” involves penetration.  Penetrating insights into your most private cipher.

P.S., if I can’t make you cum whilst instructing you on ciphersuites, then I will have failed as a teacher.

P.P.S., I do like helping others.  Do you want to take this show public with a “NSFW”-marked cryptography instruction thread in Off-Topic, or would you prefer to keep this between us?  Perhaps this could drive you business.

Now, how better do you learn?  In my lap, or on your knees with your head betwixt my legs?  I should mention, “in my lap” involves penetration.  Penetrating insights into your most private cipher.

The second one please  Roll Eyes

P.S., if I can’t make you cum whilst instructing you on ciphersuites, then I will have failed as a teacher.

Lmfao.

P.P.S., I do like helping others.  Do you want to take this show public with a “NSFW”-marked cryptography instruction thread in Off-Topic, or would you prefer to keep this between us?  Perhaps this could drive you business.

Let's do it; hopefully everyone can benefit from it

P.P.S., I do like helping others.  Do you want to take this show public with a “NSFW”-marked cryptography instruction thread in Off-Topic, or would you prefer to keep this between us?  Perhaps this could drive you business.

Let's do it; hopefully everyone can benefit from it

Do you mind if I copypaste from some of our PMs thus far, to get the thread rolling?  Privacy of private communication is sacred to me (excepting scammers, threats etc.)  Thus, I would not do so without express agreement.

Whereupon, I will start writing a didactic orgasm for you.

Perfectly fine by me, you have my enthusiastic permission to reveal all of our shared secrets

Welcome thus to Ciphersex 101.



N.b., this thread is self-moderated.  I will delete posts which are disrespectful of Alia and/or myself.  I will delete posts I simply dislike.  I will delete whatever I want to.  Keep it sexy, or don’t even try posting here.