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Re: Ciphersex 101 [NSFW]
by
alia
on 17/02/2018, 13:13:57 UTC
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Thanks! I'll be back in a few hours, looking forward to you exploring deeper depths of my cipher with all of your keys (start with public and end with private, please)

The key between my legs shall decrypt the cipher betwixt yours, o Alia.

Till then, your homework is to solemnly contemplate how many readers are pleasuring themselves whilst watching you learn the basics of applied cryptography.  Protip:  Kerckhoffs’ Principle states that the security of a cryptosystem must rely solely on the secrecy of the secret key; whereas the cipher may be known to all.  Published in papers.  Released on the Internet.

My key is secret:  There are no (unencrypted) photos of it on the Internet.  Whereas your cipher is quite public, is it not, my dear exhibitionist meretrix?  Does the thought thrill you?  I know it does, but please do say.  I’m not the only one who wants to hear it.  How much do you enjoy Kerckoffs’ Principle, as applied to you?

Aside—I noticed you advertise some kink.  The security of the Bitcoin mining system (based on Hashcash) relies on something called a partial preimage bruteforce attack.  We’ll get to that later, if you’re naughty.  Also, if you’re nice.


This is better than Shakespeare.

Oh, really?  Have you forgotten Shakespeare’s evident taste for the taste of a woman’s cipher?

Quote from: William Shakespeare
Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

Lying down at OPHELIA's feet

Ophelia: No, my lord.

Hamlet: I mean, my head upon your lap?

Ophelia: Ay, my lord.

Hamlet: Do you think I meant country matters?

Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.

Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.

...or...

Quote from: William Shakespeare
“Fondling,” she saith, “since I have hemm’d thee here
Within the circuit of this ivory pale,
I’ll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
   Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry,
   Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

Etc...  There is plenty of sexy Shakespeare scattered about.  Oh, and Alia, I hope that gives you some idea of what I plan to do to you.

Can't wait to receive transactions from you hard and fast. And in nine months, maybe we'll have a new multisig wallet.