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Re: Ciphersex 101 [NSFW]
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nullius
on 17/02/2018, 14:29:56 UTC
Oh nullius, you're the only man who holds the password to my admin console. Now decrypt my cipher and let's make hot, sweet love

I do believe that you would be thrilled to chat about cryptography whilst I fuck you so hard, you nearly pass out when you cum.

(Did I say “nearly”?  My mistake.)

If I’m right—and I know I am—then I want you to tell your adoring audience how right I am.  Do this by slipping two fingers inside yourself, exactly where you most yearn for me, and then using your other hand to tap out an intelligent question following on one of my above crypto explanations.

Don’t be embarrassed about being a beginner.  We all were, at some point.  (I know you won’t be embarrassed to have everybody watch you masturbate while stammering out applied cryptography questions to me, and listening to the answers.  I know that only augments the thrill for you!)