You've got to understand gravity is not for real. The force pushing you to the ground is caused by your body displacing the atmosphere and the reactive pressure pushing your dense body down.
All the hundreds of satellites in orbit - what keeps them from flying off into space? There is no atmosphere in space but they still are attracted to the earth...
You assume outer space and satellites are real. Your question isn't valid.
You are not valid, fool.
Can anyone explain how this idiot's flat earth would work with satellites?