Did you miss the Mastercoin deadline?!  What?, are you crazy?  That was a huge mistake.  HUGE.  

Well, not to worry too much - I've got a limited supply of Mastercoin for sale now.  If you PM me with your address, I'll transfer 1 Mastercoin for 2 Bitcoin.  

Now I know what you are thinking - isn't that a crazy exchange rate?  Wrong.  Mastercoin will quickly surpass Bitcoin in value as it is more versatile and more scarce.  We will see the ratio of Bitcoin:Mastercoin at 5:1 in less than 180 days.  

Get in while the deal is hot.  You shouldn't have missed the deadline.  Don't make a second mistake and pass up this offer.