Did you miss the Mastercoin deadline?! What?, are you crazy? That was a huge mistake. HUGE.
Well, not to worry too much - I've got a limited supply of Mastercoin for sale now. If you PM me with your address, I'll transfer 1 Mastercoin for 2 Bitcoin.
Now I know what you are thinking - isn't that a crazy exchange rate? Wrong. Mastercoin will quickly surpass Bitcoin in value as it is more versatile and more scarce. We will see the ratio of Bitcoin:Mastercoin at 5:1 in less than 180 days.
Get in while the deal is hot. You shouldn't have missed the deadline. Don't make a second mistake and pass up this offer.
If you truly believed the words you wrote why would you sell them. Why not wait for them to be worth this fictional ludicrous amount and use them then?
Your admitting right now their value is not worth 2btc so why would anyone buy it.