Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Many of you have seen me speaking out in support of Lauda. I must now purge my soul by coming forward to tell THE TRUTH: My words and actions were not my own, for Lauda cast a spell on me using dark powers of witchcraft!
Lauda is a WITCH. This witch must be BURNT AT THE STAKE! BURN THE WITCH! BURN!!!11
Hear my testimony, that I may be free of this hell-spawned influence:
As all men, I am fallible unto the sins of pride and vanity. The secret cabal of BLOCKSTREAM CORE, of which Lauda is a minion, did sense in me this weakness; and they tempted me to attend their wicked rites under the full moon at midnight on 1 February 2018 UTC. Twas a Blue Moon, and suchmoon as I have never seen!
I was stripped naked and bound to a tree. Dark incantations were chanted, beneath the watchful gaze of a Segregated Witness. Then stepped forth LAUDA, who invoked an evil name and held to my lips a goblet brimming with the potion of red trust. Whereupon I became enthralled, a slave unto the whims of this diabolical power known as Lauda and by so many other wicked names.
Ever since that moment, I am become possessed by Lauda!
I call on all good people of this forum to cleanse this witch from our midst.
First, Lauda must be made to confess. The WITCH must be burnt with hot irons, torn on the rack, and subjected to daily smear threads filled with rapid-fire baseless accusations (whereas a lie a day keeps the cat at bay, tis a quickselling proverb). It is well-known that at trial for witchcraft, the witch will deny or even refuse to answer to witchcraft charges. LAUDA MUST BE MADE TO ANSWER!
Then, Lauda must be BURNT AT THE STAKE asscammers filled with impotent lust for revenge Laudas VICTIMS watch the flames consume this servant of the devil:
I must thank the noble Quickseller for opening my eyes with his ceaseless inquisitions into Laudas evil, and also the valiant OgNasty for his manly courage in standing up to the witch Lauda:
The witch Lauda must be forced to confess, then BURNED!
BURN THE WITCH!
BURN!
Lauda is a WITCH. This witch must be BURNT AT THE STAKE! BURN THE WITCH! BURN!!!11
Hear my testimony, that I may be free of this hell-spawned influence:
As all men, I am fallible unto the sins of pride and vanity. The secret cabal of BLOCKSTREAM CORE, of which Lauda is a minion, did sense in me this weakness; and they tempted me to attend their wicked rites under the full moon at midnight on 1 February 2018 UTC. Twas a Blue Moon, and suchmoon as I have never seen!
I was stripped naked and bound to a tree. Dark incantations were chanted, beneath the watchful gaze of a Segregated Witness. Then stepped forth LAUDA, who invoked an evil name and held to my lips a goblet brimming with the potion of red trust. Whereupon I became enthralled, a slave unto the whims of this diabolical power known as Lauda and by so many other wicked names.
Ever since that moment, I am become possessed by Lauda!
I call on all good people of this forum to cleanse this witch from our midst.
First, Lauda must be made to confess. The WITCH must be burnt with hot irons, torn on the rack, and subjected to daily smear threads filled with rapid-fire baseless accusations (whereas a lie a day keeps the cat at bay, tis a quickselling proverb). It is well-known that at trial for witchcraft, the witch will deny or even refuse to answer to witchcraft charges. LAUDA MUST BE MADE TO ANSWER!
Then, Lauda must be BURNT AT THE STAKE as
I must thank the noble Quickseller for opening my eyes with his ceaseless inquisitions into Laudas evil, and also the valiant OgNasty for his manly courage in standing up to the witch Lauda:
The witch Lauda must be forced to confess, then BURNED!
BURN THE WITCH!
BURN!