Makes for a neat sci-fi story, doesn't it?
Only mildly ironic is the fact that your specious reasoning above, that you use mockingly here is the exact same specious reasoning you use to try and perpetuate the lie about science proving your made up sky fairy!
At this point I'm not sure who is more insane you or the dope that fell for Black Arrow, the single easiest to spot scam in bitcoin mining history!
I was new to bitcoin and they were actually shipping hardware at the time. If I had known satellites were a scam I certainly wouldn't have bought a miner called the Prospero X3.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prospero_(satellite)