Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
I Almost pissed myself when i read the OP. LMFAO what a great post.
It's well-written satire indeed.I maybe an Alt but I can confirm that Lauda is indeed a WITCH. One day, power in my tiny house went off. I asked Mitchell to help me out and he forwarded me to Lauda because Mitchell's ability wasn't enough.
Lauda said that s/he could help me out and then told me to draw a dickbutt on the floor and pour a glass of rabbit's blood on that dickbutt. And voila! My power came back on. This was years ago though.
And this is a true story. Well, sort of.
Uh, oh. Lauda said that s/he could help me out and then told me to draw a dickbutt on the floor and pour a glass of rabbit's blood on that dickbutt. And voila! My power came back on. This was years ago though.
And this is a true story. Well, sort of.
