Pretend you have skills, and sell that. Better yet, sells the skills that somebody else is pretending to possess.

If that doesn't work, sell gold and silver and accept only bitcoins for payment. Wait till the price of Bitcoin goes up and gold and silver goes down, then ship out the partial order claiming the exchange rates weren't in your favor. Once you have thousands in orders on the books, disappear. Whatever you do, don't use the name Jay Shore when you start such a venture.