Hashes are impossible by hand...
Wouldn't a LiveCD on an offline HDD-less PC enough?
I haven't looked at the details of the hashing algorithm used to generate the public address from the private key. However, I don't think impossible is correct. I mean, everything a computer does can (in principle) be simulated using a very long tape and a pencil (see universal Turing machine).
Im just saying, difficult/tedious != impossible.