What if you went on a 3 hour boat tour, got lost at sea in a storm and ended up and an uncharted tropical deserted island with no communications. You had a comb, pocket knife, baling wire, duct tape, some WD-40 and you were taught by McGroover how to improvise in any situation. What would you do next so that you can mine and trade bitcoins?
I and The Professor would build a bitminer out of coconuts and a wireless internet connection. We would wait for rescuers so we can then buy the island and develop a resort for rich people like us.