The Joy of Tech webcomic about the Internet of Ransomware Thingswith dishwashers mining bitcoins and coffee machines threatening to brew only decaf unless paidis both funny and a sign of the times. Considering the Internet's increasing reach into our offices and homes, the theme of the Positive Hack Days forum this year is "The Standoff: Enemy Inside." The seventh annual PHDays international digital security forum opened today, drawing over 4,000 participants from all over the world, who contributed and took part in talks, hands-on labs, roundtables, and hacking contests. Experts showed the finer points of ransomware infection, created an experimental router botnet, demonstrated the process of hacking electrical infrastructure and WhatsApp accounts, and looked at techniques for intercepting phone calls and text messages.