The 3rd-person references crack me up, what a nice touch. What flavorful personalities this Bitcoin world is graced with.
Looky, that I'm the girl in the avatar pic and that MP is a different person are well documented and long standing established rock solid facts. There's pictures of both of us in the same room, people met us in person at
that conference you never knew about (you know, the one where MtGox' demise was decided), on it goes.
In spite of this having been amply documented, all over irc, all over this forum even, clueless noobs still jump both feet into their ridiculous assumptions on the matter, which is by now in itself a meme and a perpetual source of amusement
at those clueless noobs' expense.
The only question remaining would be "why'd you put yourself in that laughable position". Do try and answer, I'm curious.