Also, it's okay, I don't need your apology. Do whatever you want. Turns out all that sweet-talking via PM was fake; I was actually starting to really really like you. There's no need to be an asshole to people without proper evidence. You're becoming just like the rest of them.
My feelings are hurt, here. I pulled a rabbit out of a hat in an attempt to save your skin. If
the Dave who runs
the best Wallet Recovery Service had actually known you IRL and corroborated that youre a 19-year-old college girl with a 15-year-old brother, etc., then you would have had several rather important persons apologizing to you (at least on the most important questionthe threshold question, as I called it).
Proper evidence? I took the initiative to find immediate evidence which would exonerate you of the single most serious charge!
I did that in loving memory of how
you sweet-talked
me. Oh, sweet-talk you did.
* nullius sobs quietly into a pillow.
Edit: Under my pillow is the latest archival checkpoint:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180228042049/https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3032057.0;all