I gave myself a fake review. It is nothing short of what many, many trusted people do here with alt accounts occasionally. That is very different from being accused of "scamming", doin a "lon con", etc etc.
Tu quoque statement
It is wholly invalid
Terrible excuse
The moment I realised you have been writing in haikus I spit out my juice all over my laptop. Now I need a fucking repair. Thanks for the good chuckle thouh