OMFG! I just had a terrible thought, guys. What if we're being trolled by Craig Wright as nullius?
The above inspired by Satoshi:
Bitcoin would be convenient for people who don't have a credit card or don't want to use the cards they have, either don't want the spouse to see it on the bill or don't trust giving their number to "porn guys", or afraid of recurring billing.
Craig Wright is not that smart nor able to contain his slimy demonstration of emotions.