Yeah nice copypaste there. I needed all that crap

This also means no cutting corners. If we need anything, there's only one way we buy it: bitcoin.
After some rejections from cabs, we went to the train station and asked one of the only people on the platform if theyd ever heard of bitcoin. No, you havent? Well thats fine. Well explain. It wasnt much later that he agreed to buy us train tickets in exchange for bitcoin!
From the very beginning. You all started out with some middleman bullshit and just kept going. You've piggybacked your phones onto someone else's contract, and they happen to take your toy money and pay real dollars to the phone company. Someone gave y'all gasoline as a wedding gift (Christ what an asshole). This road trip's going to be a hilarious disaster. Good luck surviving through the wasteland that is the American midwest.