Seriously. In both the East and the West, everybody asks this question.
Oh, dear me. Pardon, I must go AFK to bathe my eyeballs in bleach.
Why!?
(This thread is self-moderated, because I dont want to inadvertently create yet another spam megathread for idiots trying to bump their post counts. Illiterate one-liners and other low-quality posts will be deleted with extreme prejudice. Lets keep this thread fit and trim. But here, I will not delete posts I simply disagree with. Flame away!)