Lmao I was clearly being sarcasting about the 21m btc thing.
Fine, if nullius donates exactly 0.00673625 of the profit that I gave him to 3HcEB6bi4TFPdvk31Pwz77DwAzfAZz2fMn (the Pirate Bay donation address) then I'll state that I am a loon, I was wrong and stupid to thing I had a profitable script, and I will admit defeat to all my haters.