Let me guess you are Satoshi, right?

When you think you've seen it all you get a surprise...dude, do us all a favor and delete this thread. Seriously, this is absolutely ridiculous and a complete waste of everyone's time and energy.

Focus your energy on improving people's lives, if you don't know how to do it, do some volunteering. I promise you'll be much much better off instead of posting this scammy BS.