Note:  If TheButterZone reads this post, he implicitly agrees that he is a dick sucking loser who lives in his mom's basement.  If TheButterZone replies to this post, he implicitly agrees that he be banned from bitcointalk and I shall receive ownership of his account of which I will put a gun in my mouth five minutes after because having to live life as TheButterZone, even if just pretend, is not worth living.

"If "I" ever accept or offer escrow services, assume my account is compromised." - TheButterZone

Are you saying that you're more trustworthy than anyone on this board and that people shouldn't feel safe using escrows as outlined in the bitcointalk rules?