Yeah, but I ran across a baby pic of you, which was a wee bit embarrassing. 
I saw that. It gave me a good chuckle. I read every post in that thread, most of them with a smile.
But I dont want to make this thread redundant to the one in Meta. The purpose hereof is different: Quickseller has stated seriously, multiple times, that I must have an old account which he characterizes as going back to 2011. He has made some rather specific statements about thisthus leading me to believe that he must have identified an account which he would allege to be mine. Others, including Alia, have concurred in his assessment that I must not be new here.
Thus the question is raised: Who am I? Or more specifically, what is the 2011-vintage username which Quickseller alleges to be mine?