someone hire a russian guy on the deepweb to take care of these idiots please...
As perfectly fine as I am with people being upset about the delays in both roll-out and communication I would like to mention that it's pretty damn bad taste to even joke about something like this. Period.
When this scam is exposed sugar-tits that will be the least of your worries.
So many people will be after you it wont be funny. I suspect prison would be the safest place for you at that point.
Not my personal opinion just a view, I'm not invested in LabCON and will not lose anything.