What am I missing?
In the last couple of days I've seen references to:
BitFreezer -
https://www.bitfreezer.us/ (Looks like an all in one "Live USB Linux distro" with wallet software)
HODLER -
https://hodler.tech/ (Looks like a GSM phone with Crypto features... in ICO stage:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3070336.0)
NOTE: I DO NOT endorse either of these products... I can't see any sort of open source code for BitFreezer (no Github etc) and I believe that HODLER has some serious design issues (network connectivity (SIM/Wifi) on a hardware wallet??!? And a GPS tracker?

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