Dont simply be proud of these titles: Make them signify an achievement to be proud of!
What the fuck is with these fucking people... Dude its a fucking web forum. The rank achieved here is nothing to be proud of...
Potato.
Well then I will be sure to let my colleagues know they are working with a true Hero. Wonder if I will get a parade? It is kinda Heroic being able to log into here long enough to obtain the rank, just imagine the tales I can regal about the heroic deeds I've accomplished. Surely I'll be lavished with gold and gems and admired by many!