And sure nobody likes Dan. But everyone wants to be Dan.

I used to be Dan. But I got tired of arguing with the completely ignorant that were absolutely sure that Bitcoin would fail - and for all the invalid reasons. So I stopped talking about it years ago. Except for cases where I did not initiate the topic.
I don't believe it.
You just switched from bitcoin over to b-cash... and started over,
No. I sold a lot of my Bitcoin Segwit, buying Bitcoin Cash with it. I did not 'switch over' in any absolutist sense. I still believe that Bitcoin Cash has the proper roadmap for the future, but I am hedged.
You saw Ver's performance on the Alex Jones show, right?
No. I gave up on Alex Jones on NYE 2000, when Yeltsin's resignation caused him to devolve into apoplectic paroxysms of armageddon panic fever dreams.
Should I have seen it?