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There are obviously a bunch of people on here that have never been especially creative. ...
Lolz. Putting up racks = height of creativity. For ditch diggers

Hi, Bob!
Hi there!How are you?
I'm FINE, thank you.What 'cha gonna do today?
I'm gonna be mean to EVERYONE!Oh! But not to me! I'm your friend!
No. You're wrong! I don't HAVE any friends!Well... Then I've gotta leave.
Wait! Come BACK HERE! I'm gonna put your EYE out!No, please! Not my eye!
Come 'er! I'm gonna knee you in the GROIN!Oh, no! That might hurt!
I know it would. I'm a MEEEAAAAAAAN person!
I don't like you! Fuckin' little shit! --Killdozer