Wow. Did not expect to come back to this today and see that my English was being bashed   I find that quite remarkable and hilarious.

Anyway, thanks for your responses. It's a shame such a thing does not exist and it would be a welcomed change but as you've correctly mentioned it's not likely to ever be a priority.

I'll lock this up now, thanks again guys  

Oh and p.s. bitperson you're absolutely right, born and raised in the UK.