- Have KNC shipped yet?
 No one knows -
- I wish they'd get on with it.
 I think it's up to 555 pages -
- Cup of tea dear?
 The KNC thread. It's up to 555 pages -
- Did you take your heart medicine today?
 I think it'll get up to 655 pages by this time next week! -
- Is that the telephone?
 I'm almost certain of it -
- I'll go and see.
 100 pages of "Do they have the chips yet? I think you'll find that's "ON" return, not "OF" return." Jesus Christ! Pedantic fuc... as if it matters! -
- The phone wasn't ringing
 I'll tell you about difficulty... at my age... trying to pee!  -
- You want a cup of tea?
 They promised to ship in September! -
- Of course I'll remember. I just said I'd make you one.
 Tomorrow is the 27th -
- It's still in the garden.
 I don't think I can bare even another 20 pages of those comments, never mind 100! -
- We're going to have boiled ham.
 Yes. Yes, I think that was his name. What was I talking about? -
- If KNC had shipped yet.
 Yes! It's up to 555 pages now you know! The KNC thread!
- JESUS CHRIST GIVE IT A REST!
 It'll probably be 655 by this time next week -