PIF stands for the Pankkake Investment Fund.
In light of all the recent losses for investors, I am now offering a fund that is guaranteed not to lose its value.
It's pretty simple: you invest any amount in PIF, and you are guaranteed to get it back anytime, at 100% of its value. There are no dividends, but it's still a better investment than ASICs.
The past performance of PIF is stellar: by not investing in Labcon, Ice.Drool and InactiveMining, our investors still have 100% of their bitcoins.
Note: there is a 0.005 BTC management fee for withdrawals.
This investment is actually worse than any of those listed. There is zero potential upside as well as the risk of complete loss of funds via theft, fraud or negligence. I'll pass.