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Re: Quicksy Ness, Bizarro Edition (Ceterum censeo, Quickseller should kill himself.)
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on 19/03/2018, 01:05:56 UTC
⭐ Merited by nullius (2)
As a side note, your anchor tags alone make better reading than half the posts in this thread.

Oh, no!  Are those not private!?  I had thought they were invisible, just like e-mail and ICQ.  I am exposed!

You forget that I am the leet h4xx0r who doxed the undoxable! I'll peek at your tags as much as I want!



42
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is my tax number. However, I am somewhat leaning to the side of it being my number. I'll let The Pharmacist, nullius, Mr. Michael Cassio or one of my many other alts continue handling the case. /s

Well, if you don’t deny that 42 is your tax number, then that must be true.  Sorry, the proof by non-denial is undeniable per QS-logic.  I will now commence searching all the world’s tax databases for a tax number of 42, so I can dox me you.


Perhaps we could re-use the Babel fish that I mentioned earlier, in a quick re-hash of the classic Babel fish vs. God case:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God/QS's source, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish/constant spam is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God/QS's source, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.



You forgot:  Lauda is a tax evading sockpuppeting pill addict who turned you into a newt.  Even if you got better, you should not let the crime go unpunished!

Yes, a most horrendous case of Pleurodelinaemia, and one that required my years of knowledge to treat. Casting such a spell is clearly treason, and therefore I would argue for capital punishment.