I am prepared to lose the entire investment without BKing myself - even if Doog ran off with the coins or was robbed, or etc.
"Or etc." indeed. Is there any chance you can regain access to your old paper wallet?
The house luck suggests a 0.51% historical edge which is perplexing to me after 150M bets.
I addressed this yesterday. Did you see it?
This is the URL in case you didn't:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=242962.msg3274813#msg32748132 of the first million bets at 0.0001% won. That means that a full 1 million of the site's 150 million bets were twice as "lucky" as they should have been. Water that extra 100% luck down by a factor of 150 and you get 100%/150 = 0.66%, giving a total luck of 100.66%.
So just one of those two wins at 0.0001% has kept the luck up above 100% since the first week of operation. The fact that the actual luck is currently 100.49% means that ignoring those two wins at 0.0001% the players are actually *less* lucky than they should have been.