Is this a good time to mention that I own the domain name SexAlt.com . I could use this to record and measure various things about alts.

We can have an altimeter to monitor the number of alt used by a member
Then there is an alterer who changes the facts
Of course we mustn't forget the altruist who dispenses merits

I found this thread a bit taxing which is why I have introduced some levity. Tell me if I should stop because I have the wrong altitude, I'd hate to start an altercation.