Oh my word.. Just watch a tutorial on how to compile the wallet.. All cryptonote currencies are the same in this regard. For me, compiling a wallet of a coin I've never seen/heard of before is incredibly simple

You are so entitled, just learn something. You can use the ubuntu subsystem in windows to do this easily. You don't get anything by being a victim, or by being entitled. What are you entitled to? If you want to be able to mine coins early, you have to be intelligent, tough luck.