I agree. I think that it's unfair some people are smarter than others. Let's give them brain damage! Also, what about people that are better looking? Acid to the face! Lots of hair? Scalp removal! Taller than me? Chop off their feet! Skinny? Force-fed donuts!

The sooner we all sink to the same level, the sooner I can stop feeling sorry for my own personal shortcomings.