This is not new "news". This is news from 5 years ago that is just being noticed again.
I agree with your post in full. I posted the news entry because I saw that it has been recently posted again, but I remember reading in the past about data of various types being embedded in the blockchain. I certainly didn't intend on creating any FUD, I just wanted to know from a technical perspective what would be involved in mitigation.
I agree that if there's ever a real need to mitigate against this, that selective pruning probably be the best approach to take. Frankly, it would be ridiculous to have to do that but I try to look at things from the perspective of devil's advocate in order to have ready answers if questions are ever raised.
I appreciate your analogy and agree that extracting a useful image from the blockchain would require work/code. Any sufficiently long string of text could be arranged in many ways to create all sorts of "bad" data.
I don't think this is a problem worth worrying about.
Best regards,
Ben